A Real Shocker

In what I'm sure comes as a shock to most of you, Asshat Telco Inc decides to charge additional fees to customers paying by credit card. Why? "Because we can." When asked if they would then provide a corresponding discount to customers who pay their bill in cash, RandomA Rep replied, "It's something we haven't considered, Senator. The assumption of course is doing it by cash is less costly...than by some other means. That isn't necessarily the case, it might be as costly as other methods." Thus once again defying anyone to attempt to meaningfuly use the words "logic" and "telephone company" in the same sentence.

Hooray for capitalmonopolyism!

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